 Punk rock was quite a big deal in west Cornwall. I mean, it 
was quite a big deal all over the UK, but it seemed to hit deeply in the far 
flung wilds of the south west. I guess it was easier to feel a social outcast there due to 
the relative isolation of the area. Given that Penzance is around 300 miles from 
London (and 80 miles from the nearest sizeable conurbation, Plymouth), it’s 
amazing that so many bands went the distance to play shows in this 
town-on-the-way-to-nowhere. But they came: The Stranglers, Ramones, The Damned, 
The Adverts, Generation X, The Vibrators, Talking Heads, Elvis Costello and many 
others all played at the Winter Gardens (known as The Garden by 1977) through 
the punk era. Most notoriously, the Sex Pistols played one of their last ever UK 
shows there in September 1977 on their infamous Sex Pistols On Tour Secretly (SPOTS) 
tour. Julien Temple was accompanying them on the dates, and – thank Heavens - 
filmed some of the Penzance show for posterity.
Punk rock was quite a big deal in west Cornwall. I mean, it 
was quite a big deal all over the UK, but it seemed to hit deeply in the far 
flung wilds of the south west. I guess it was easier to feel a social outcast there due to 
the relative isolation of the area. Given that Penzance is around 300 miles from 
London (and 80 miles from the nearest sizeable conurbation, Plymouth), it’s 
amazing that so many bands went the distance to play shows in this 
town-on-the-way-to-nowhere. But they came: The Stranglers, Ramones, The Damned, 
The Adverts, Generation X, The Vibrators, Talking Heads, Elvis Costello and many 
others all played at the Winter Gardens (known as The Garden by 1977) through 
the punk era. Most notoriously, the Sex Pistols played one of their last ever UK 
shows there in September 1977 on their infamous Sex Pistols On Tour Secretly (SPOTS) 
tour. Julien Temple was accompanying them on the dates, and – thank Heavens - 
filmed some of the Penzance show for posterity. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWb2T4gQyZw
Sadly, I was 11 years old at the time, so missed these 
incendiary moments.  
Because punk rock was all about participation, it wasn’t long 
before bands started springing up in the area. I remember seeing early local 
punkers The Cramp at a friend’s party in 1978; other names to emerge from the 
scene around that time included The Brainiac Five (who lived down the road, 
& recorded a couple of 45s at Roche studio) , The Vendettas (whose vocalist 
Simon Parker worked at key Penzance record shop Chy An Stylus), Septic and the 
Sceptics, and The Rusty Bottles. Formed by brothers Noel & John Lane (Noel 
was the band’s main singer & songwriter), The Rusty Bottles recorded a demo 
at Sentinel circa 1978 (which I’ve been unable to track down, more’s the pity), 
before mutating into An Alarm.  
An Alarm were definitive post punk, though with a unique 
outlook that could only be found in a place like west Cornwall. Their first demo 
tape - also recorded at Sentinel - was called “Welcome To Penzance”, and the 
opening title – “Bandwagon (Welcome To Penzance)” – had a lyric which seemed to 
focus on the dichotomy between the need to escape the local scene, and the need 
to stay, in order to keep the scene alive. The guitar solo included a snippet 
from “The Floral Dance”. How we laughed. Other titles, such as “Someone’s Life” 
were a personal take on the politics of the era (“The bomb was cleverly 
concealed underneath the back seat of his car. He didn’t know what hit him, and 
he’s quiet now. His wife fainted when she saw the blood on the double yellow 
line.”), while others were character sketches of friends (or, more likely, 
enemies): “Cally’s Cax” is the tale of a local sleep-around, “One More” cocks a 
snook at an associate who’s about to leave for University. Many of their songs 
were concerned with the unviability of being a working musician in such an 
insular environment as west Cornwall, and the frustration of trying to get your 
point across to an unreceptive audience: “We know we face blind ignorance. We 
receive it with gradual acceptance. We listen to – but don’t accept – advice, 
and try to put over an air of confidence. But we don’t give up. You can’t go 
back. The clocks won’t stop.” (“Gradual Acceptance”). It’s witty stuff; 
purposeful, and lyrically brilliant.  
An Alarm never broke out of that local scene, but they went 
on to record a couple more demos of increasing musical worth (“For The Sheep” 
and “Throttle”, both home-recorded), which maybe I’ll upload at a later date, 
though they rather fall outside the remit of the blog. Noel Lane left the area 
around 1982 to spend time in Huddersfield, where he recorded as Anne Gwirder, 
before moving to Bristol. Here he formed Chorchazade, who released an intriguing 
LP (”Made To Be Devoured”) and EP (“Ah, You Are As Light As A Feather”) for 
Revolver in  the late 1980s; Steve Albini was an admirer, apparently. Before the 
big myspace meltdown, Noel could be found there under his nom-de-plume (he was 
also a published writer) Bunny Dees, after which the trail goes cold. However, 
he was interviewed for the Perfect Sound Forever website in 2012, where he 
discussed – amongst other things - the making of the Chorchazade records.  
Something of a lost talent, I think. Here’s “Bandwagon” and 
“Someone’s Life” from that An Alarm demo tape, recorded at Sentinel early in 
1979.
 
 












